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Apr 26th, 2020 Article

Motorcyclists vandalise Surrey course

A quite mind-boggling act of vandalism took place at Walton Heath at the weekend as thugs on motorbikes delighted in churning up a green one of the courses. This truly unbelievable video footage shows the animals doing doughnuts on the green and then riding off as walkers watched in disbelief.

Mar 27th, 2020 Article

Bizarre message from Greg Norman

Greg Norman has never been a shrinking violet and could never be accused of lacking self-confidence. From the man who is not adverse to send the odd explicit pictures of himself and recently advised on how to stop the Australian bushfires, comes his response to the Coronavirus pandemic.

Dec 7th, 2019 Article

Patrick Reed shame on you

To say that Patrick Reed is not one of the most popular players on tour would be somewhat of an understatement. However, he has done little for his stock in trade with his blatant breaking of the rules at the Hero World Challenge. Some would say he is very lucky to get away with just a two-stroke penalty.

Nov 27th, 2019 Article

Watch out Poults

The Labour party in the UK do not have the backing of GolfPunk favourites Ian Poulter and Lee Westwood. Both players tweeted their discontent at Jeremy Corbyn’s plan to tax the bejeezus out of all rich people. But GolfPunk have unearthed a document that suggests our Jezza also has his eye on turning golf courses into allotments!

Nov 26th, 2019 Article

Garcia to play for free

Sergio García will play in next year’s Saudi International despite trying to trash a number of their greens when playing the event in February of this year. The Spaniard was disqualified after his extraordinary behaviour but it seems that there was a further sanction from tour who have insisted he plays at the event in 2020 without an appearance fee. call that a sanction? We are not impressed.

Nov 19th, 2019 Article

Golf Course vandalised

A golf club is counting the cost of a horrific attack on their greens by mindless vandals. Seven of the greens at Oldham Golf Club were hacked at with what appears to have been a golf club or clubs. The distressing pictures were posted by the club on their social media feeds.

Aug 10th, 2019 Article


The stuff that's floated our boats and scrunched our undies this week...

Aug 27th, 2017 Article

Ed's Letter: 3 alternative season finales to FedEx Cup

The FedExCup: Bunch of Arse or Helping the Gravy? There's $10,000,000.00 up for grabs but does anyone really care? We're not so sure so we came up with three very viable alternatives to the season end.

Jul 26th, 2017 Article

Help The Gravy #12

What floated our boats and bunched our undies at the GP Clubhouse and beyond...

Apr 23rd, 2017 Article

Help The Gravy #11

The stuff that's floated our boats and scrunched our undies this week...

Mar 20th, 2017 Article

Help The Gravy #10

Here it is. The GolfPunk verdict. Help The Gravy & Bunch Of Arse as seen in recent times...