Help The Gravy #11

Help The Gravy & Bunch Of Arse

The stuff that's floated our boats and scrunched our undies this week...

 

#helpthegravy Beef for being a top bloke and sending GP Editor's son a birthday message!

Helping The You-Didn'tNeed-To-Promise-I'd-Get-Him-A-Mercedes-Though! Gravy!

 

#bunchofarse The bloody play offs or lack thereof...

Bunch Of In-The-Top-6-For-The-Last-10-Months-Only-To-Fall-Apart-At-The-Crucial-Time-What's-The-Bloody-Point?! Arse!

 

#helpthegravy The marvelous people at PGA Catalunya for sorting GolfPunk out with splendid accommodation and hospitality for our shoot with Maria Verchenova

Helping The Looking-After-Us-Thanks-Rita-Lots Gravy!

 

#bunchofarse Elections

Bunch Of This-Ought-To-Be-Good-For-A-Laugh-What-Opposition? Arse!

 

#helpthegravy Kevin Chappell for finally winning a PGA tour event in his 180th attempt at the Valero Texas Open!

Helping The You-Probably-Though-This-Day-Would-Never-Come-That's-What-You-Get-For-Persistence-And-Never-Giving-Up Gravy!

 

#bunchofarse Trump's golfing 

Bunch Of Actually-Maybe-This-Should-Be-In-Help-The-Gravy-After-All-If-He's-On-The-Golf-Course-He's-Probably-Less-Likely-To-Blow-Stuff-Up? Arse!

 

#helpthegravy Bernd Wiesberger for bagging the Shenzhen International in a play off with Tommy Fleetwood who himself gets extra gravy for shooting a last round 63!!!

Helping The Up-To-30th-In-The-World...-Not-Quite-Sure-What-To-Say...Errm... What's-'Cheers-&-Lovely'-In-Chinese? Gravy!

 

#bunchofarse Ian Poulter losing his PGA Tour Card

Bunch Of Who-Saw-That-Coming?-Well,-Probably-A-Lot-Of-People-Seeing-As-His-Medical-Exemption-Ran-Out-Hopefully-He'll-Still-Get-A-Load-Of-Invites-etc Arse!

 

#helpthegravy Josh at Monarch Airlines for sorting out our trip to Barcelona at very short notice

Helping The Quick-Check-In-Extra-Leg-Room Gravy!

 

#bunchofarse Vandals for destroying 12 greens at Abbotsley golf club by applying weed killer..

Bunch Of What-Kind-Of-Half-Witted-Mentalists-Would-Come-Up-With-That-Sort-Of-'Plan'? Arse!

 

#helpthegravy Maria Verchenova for showing us some fancy golf fitness moves at PGA Catalunya

Helping The This-Time-I-Really-Mean-It-I'm-Going-To-Get-Properly-Golf-Fit-Just-As-Soon-As-This-Cold-Clears-Up Gravy!

 

#bunchofarse The part in Britain's Got Talent where they pretend to have some drama by getting the judges to say 'yes' or 'no' when everyone knows exactly what they're going to say

Bunch Of Whatdya-Think-We're-Completely-Stupid-That's-3-Seconds-Each-Time-I'll-Never-Get-Back-Still-At-Least-Piers-Bloody-Morgan-Isn't-On-It-Anymore Arse!

 

 

Related:

Yesterday's Golf News Today: 2007: Jim Furyk almost misses his US Open tee time after unwittingly locking himself in a cupboard

"I thought it was the locker room..."