Apr 24th, 2017

Help The Gravy #11

And, of course, Bunch Of Arse

Help The Gravy & Bunch Of Arse

The stuff that's floated our boats and scrunched our undies this week...

 

#helpthegravy Beef for being a top bloke and sending GP Editor's son a birthday message!

Help The Gravy #11

Helping The You-Didn'tNeed-To-Promise-I'd-Get-Him-A-Mercedes-Though! Gravy!

 

#bunchofarse The bloody play offs or lack thereof...

Help The Gravy #11Bunch Of In-The-Top-6-For-The-Last-10-Months-Only-To-Fall-Apart-At-The-Crucial-Time-What's-The-Bloody-Point?! Arse!

 

#helpthegravy The marvelous people at PGA Catalunya for sorting GolfPunk out with splendid accommodation and hospitality for our shoot with Maria Verchenova

Help The Gravy #11Helping The Looking-After-Us-Thanks-Rita-Lots Gravy!

 

#bunchofarse Elections

Help The Gravy #11Bunch Of This-Ought-To-Be-Good-For-A-Laugh-What-Opposition? Arse!

 

#helpthegravy Kevin Chappell for finally winning a PGA tour event in his 180th attempt at the Valero Texas Open!

Help The Gravy #11Helping The You-Probably-Though-This-Day-Would-Never-Come-That's-What-You-Get-For-Persistence-And-Never-Giving-Up Gravy!

 

#bunchofarse Trump's golfing 

Help The Gravy #11Bunch Of Actually-Maybe-This-Should-Be-In-Help-The-Gravy-After-All-If-He's-On-The-Golf-Course-He's-Probably-Less-Likely-To-Blow-Stuff-Up? Arse!

 

#helpthegravy Bernd Wiesberger for bagging the Shenzhen International in a play off with Tommy Fleetwood who himself gets extra gravy for shooting a last round 63!!!

Help The Gravy #11Helping The Up-To-30th-In-The-World...-Not-Quite-Sure-What-To-Say...Errm... What's-'Cheers-&-Lovely'-In-Chinese? Gravy!

 

#bunchofarse Ian Poulter losing his PGA Tour Card

Help The Gravy #11Bunch Of Who-Saw-That-Coming?-Well,-Probably-A-Lot-Of-People-Seeing-As-His-Medical-Exemption-Ran-Out-Hopefully-He'll-Still-Get-A-Load-Of-Invites-etc Arse!

 

#helpthegravy Josh at Monarch Airlines for sorting out our trip to Barcelona at very short notice

Help The Gravy #11Helping The Quick-Check-In-Extra-Leg-Room Gravy!

 

#bunchofarse Vandals for destroying 12 greens at Abbotsley golf club by applying weed killer..

Help The Gravy #11Bunch Of What-Kind-Of-Half-Witted-Mentalists-Would-Come-Up-With-That-Sort-Of-'Plan'? Arse!

 

#helpthegravy Maria Verchenova for showing us some fancy golf fitness moves at PGA Catalunya

Help The Gravy #11Helping The This-Time-I-Really-Mean-It-I'm-Going-To-Get-Properly-Golf-Fit-Just-As-Soon-As-This-Cold-Clears-Up Gravy!

 

#bunchofarse The part in Britain's Got Talent where they pretend to have some drama by getting the judges to say 'yes' or 'no' when everyone knows exactly what they're going to say

Help The Gravy #11Bunch Of Whatdya-Think-We're-Completely-Stupid-That's-3-Seconds-Each-Time-I'll-Never-Get-Back-Still-At-Least-Piers-Bloody-Morgan-Isn't-On-It-Anymore Arse!

 

 

Related:

Yesterday's Golf News Today: 2007: Jim Furyk almost misses his US Open tee time after unwittingly locking himself in a cupboard

Help The Gravy #11"I thought it was the locker room..."

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