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Sep 8th, 2015 Article

Jordan Spieth: Boring or Genius?

Half the guys and girls at GolfPunk think Jordan Spieth is really boring – he never says anything interesting. The other half can't believe this, they think he's the dog's whatchamecallits, the second coming, a bit of Alright! Who's right? Gorgeous George goes deep to find out how a goofy kid became the World's Number 1 golfer, and finds out a load of stuff we didn't know...

Aug 3rd, 2016 Article

Trump calls out Obama for golf match. Again!

Oi, Trump! It's no use you attempting to slag off Obama for playing too much golf. Down our way that's exactly what we want our Presidents and other world leaders to be doing.

Sep 13th, 2021 Article

Levet takes Scottish Senior Open in play-off

Thomas Levet secured his second victory in as many weeks after he defeated Markus Brier on the first play-off hole at the Scottish Senior Open hosted by Paul Lawrie.

Oct 8th, 2017 Article

Phil Mickelson jokes about his terrible driving

One of the best things about golf is that, no matter how badly we play on any given day, once we're back in the clubhouse we have that unique ability to block out all the bad stuff that happened and focus on The Consolation Shot. 

May 23rd, 2017 Article

Fancy buying Rory's old motor?

There’s a top–of–the–range Audi Q7 on sale, with 80,000 miles on the clock, and if you check the log–book you’ll find that one Rory McIlroy was a previous owner.

Apr 9th, 2019 Article

Patrick Reed's Masters dinner menu

Patrick Reed promises to “fatten those boys up a little” with his Masters menu. But what exactly did he serve up?

Nov 14th, 2019 Article

Beef’s Foooore Hole Challenge

Everyone loves Beef Johnson, what’s not to like? He is a lovely chap and is nice to everyone both on and off the course and boy can he play golf. That’s why it was sad to see Beef’s loss of form and subsequently learn that this great bloke from London was struggling mentally. In this, Men’s Mental Health Month, we really enjoyed watching the video of Beef and Tubes, the Soccer AM presenter, playing a few holes and chatting about mental health and other stuff.

Nov 1st, 2017 Article

When GolfPunk met Tiger Woods. When Tiger was 17?

GolfPunk looks back to 1994 – a time when a humble journalist from London could actually get Tiger Woods on the phone at his house and get his mum to haul him out of the shower to speak to you... 

Nov 6th, 2016 Article

North Korea demands Australians apologise on live TV

It seems that the golf prank carried out by two Australians, when they gate crashed North Korea's World Cup Of Golf tournament, has not been received with the level of humour they might have hoped.

Dec 30th, 2017 Article

Is meditation the key to good golf?

Golfers may scoff about meditation in golf, but the results are undeniable. When asked about it, Jason Dufner recalled reading articles about snipers changing their breathing to control their heart rate and, therefore, nerves. He then devised his own putting technique that used meditational breathing to stay deadly calm at the crucial moment.