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Golf Bedlam

Nov 30th, 2015 Article

A Quick Livener #5

Everything from scaling tall buildings in Dubai to Marmite on toast... It's Help The Gravy & Bunch Of Arse: What's made us go 'yippee!!' and what made us go 'fiddlededee' this week... 

Nov 29th, 2015 Article

Rum Can Get You In To The Open

We like rum at GP towers. To be fair we like most booze. But rum has a special little piece of our heart from trips to Mauritius, and a recent excursion to the Caribbean. It has never helped us be any good at golf though. However for Rod Pampling it helped him shoot 61 at the Australian Open and got him a start at the Open at Troon next year.

Nov 28th, 2015 Article

Help The Gravy

Help The Gravy (Stuff that has been nice to us this week) & Bunch Of Arse (stuff that has upset us this week at GolfPunk towers)...

Nov 26th, 2015 Article

Gareth Bale building his own golf course

What does Gareth Bale do when he's not growing his hair, wearing Alice bands, playing indifferently at Real Madrid, and waiting on that call from Manchester United? Well he's playing golf. And now he's building his own three hole course.

Nov 26th, 2015 Article

Pro shoots 92 at Australian Open

I’ve just come back from a top secret launch in Dubai. Playing with different clubs, on jet lag, in the desert, I had an absolute dog of a round. But I’d have fancied my chances of beating 92 if I'd added it up. Poor Weiyu Zhu didn’t at the Australian Open

Nov 24th, 2015 Article

Gareth Bale builds amazing golf course

Gareth Bale builds amazing golf course...in his back garden!!! Chooses his favourite three holes ever: The Postage Stamp; 17th at Sawgrass and the start of Amen Corner at Augusta, the 11th...

Nov 23rd, 2015 Article

A Quick Livener

From Danny Willet inviting us round his house to getting wiped out by 'the lurgy', what's 'Helped GolfPunk's Gravy' and 'Bunched Arse' this week...

Nov 19th, 2015 Article

Three Berks And A Crane

Ian Poulter, Danny Willett, and Anirban Lahiri got to play out every three year old boys fantasy, get their hi-vis on, and got to go and play in a crane at DP World, the worlds busiest port, and title sponsor of the DP World Tour Championships.

Nov 19th, 2015 Article

Woman Goes On Buggy Joy Ride

Police are searching for a golf joyrider, who took a golf buggy late at night to give her pooch a spin. Now we always thought you were meant to walk your dog.

Nov 16th, 2015 Article

Driving Range Trick Shot Special

David Massey was obviously bored one cold night at the Burgess Hill Golf Centre. The PGA professional coach decided he'd entertain himself, and us, with a variety of range based trick shots. We love how sweetly he connects with some of those bouncing balls, he's launching  them miles!

Nov 12th, 2015 Article

Playboy Bunny Gets Smacked In The Butt!

Model Elizabeth Dickson has settled her court case with Playboy after she was hit in the butt with a golf club. Was it a case of mistaken identi-tee?