Oct 20th, 2015 Article
007 Iron Episode Two
Our intrepid hero Monty clashes with John 'Jaws' Daly atop a cable car in Rio, and needs all the help he can get from his seven iron to save the day...
Our intrepid hero Monty clashes with John 'Jaws' Daly atop a cable car in Rio, and needs all the help he can get from his seven iron to save the day...
Chubby Brocoli holds a special press conference to unveil the new 007 Iron. But things go horribly wrong...
Colin Montgomerie has a secret. Not that one.. No, Monty is in fact a top secret agent. He goes byt the name of 'Iron'... '007 Iron'...
Agent Chubby Brocoli gives Monty some bad news and begins auditions for the new 007 Iron
Starring Sir Nick Faldo as the Scaramanga, Little Woosie as Nick Nack and Ian Poulter as, errm, not quite sure...
It's all going off in court in the case of Monty versus Mrs Monty. Monty is claiming £5,000,000.00 in damages which is exactly the same amount his ex- Gaynor Knowles is suing him for. Nasty business divorce.
Are you committing these rule infringements when you play? After Brendon De Jonge's recent whopping 4 shot penalty at the Northern Trust, you can't be too careful! Check out our Top 10 Golf Rule Breakers....
The GolfPunk guide to the best in the business when it comes to splitting fairways... The Englishman with the marvellous middle name of ‘Horsfall’ never turned pro but won two Opens at the end of the 19th century, four Amateur Championships and a US Amateur, in the days when the very best were from the unpaid ranks. His most conspicuous quality was the straightness of his driving.
Helping The Gravy & Bunching Arse This Week...
Colin Montgomerie became the first player to win three events in succession on both the European Tour and the Senior Tour. You can’t argue with that – for once.
To paraphrase Full Metal Jacket: "Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy walrus-looking piece of dirt! Get off of my golf course! NOW! MOVE IT!’ is what should have been said to this list of sad saps…