‘Have you seen this fellas?’ chirped Foozler during our Friday wind-down pint. ‘Canadians are offering Golf Therapy to convicts, have you ever heard the like?’ ‘No,’ we said, ‘get your stripes on and go find out…’
Christ on a bike! Actually, even Christ on a bike wouldn't be able to do this. Brad Luiten, a New Zealand marathon runner, broke the world record for most amount of golf holes played in a day.
GolfPunk celebrates this week's movers & shakers... and laments the oxygen takers....
What can you get for 99p these days? How about a bag of Haribos? You could get something from the pound shop if you can borrow 1p from someone. Or you could get yourself a brand new bicycle made entirely out of golf clubs.
The stuff that's floated our (& the readers') boats this week. And the stuff that has annoyed the bejeeses out of us...
To be fair, we were predicting Tiger would be president one day until, well, y'know, he did all that stuff. So, as long as Bubba keeps his mitts clean, what's to say he couldn't become mayor?
There are myriad reasons why the hopes and dreams of the amateur golfer are cast asunder. But never, repeat never, let it be said that possessing a pair of legs is some really big deal when it comes to playing great golf.
Colin Montgomerie has a secret. Not that one.. No, Monty is in fact a top secret agent. He goes byt the name of 'Iron'... '007 Iron'...
Playboy model + golf cart + alcohol + DUI + police called = GolfPunk story...
Those of you who tune into the GolfPunk Pod Cast will have heard an excerpt from this song in the intro to our Ryder Cupe Special. Have a gander at Rat King's Arnie-inspired tune about the merits of posh lemonade...
All you've got to do is put a decent swing on it, draw it round the football match going on right in front of you, and hope your ball doesn't land in the pickle jar in the picnic hamper being enjoyed by a load of dudes sitting on the bloody green!
It seems that the golf prank carried out by two Australians, when they gate crashed North Korea's World Cup Of Golf tournament, has not been received with the level of humour they might have hoped.
