Sep 29th, 2016
THE SWINGIN' SIREN RYDER CUP PART 2
It's Team USA
We unveiled the incredible Team Europe in our alternative Ryder Cup already, here come the Americans!!! Unlike PJ Willett, we've got nothing but respect for our US brothers and sisters, we think you'll agree, that none of these women are “fat, stupid, greedy, classless, bastards.”
Captaining Team USA Paige Spiranac. With such strength in depth, despite the improvements she's made to her game, Paige will not be a playing captain. As this video proves, she takes too long and has decided she doesn't want to slow any one down on the course...
Straight in the team, guaranteed starter in the morning matches. She's on top form at the moment, and as the T Shirt quite clearly points out, she's a birdie maker.
We're bringing in the big guns early. Proven major winner, and she bombs it.
Blair is having a crack at the Long Drive World Championship this year, a perfect attribute in a four ball partner.
She's in the team, look at those concentration levels!!!
With her array of trick shots she'll entertain the troops. And the spectators.
Tisha Alyn Abrea
Wants to make golf great again. Savannah V's foursomes partner.
Nikki B gets in purely on the fact that she drinks Ryder Cup wine. Who knew there was such an invention!!!
Look at that patriotism right there. Kendall is a lock for this side.
Talking of patriotism, how could we forget the legend that is Paula Creamer? She adds vital experience to the side as well as knowing how to celebrate with her team mates.
It's all about team camaraderie. And Hailey Ostrom is ready to start the drinking games...
Can Kirsten be the regal on-course leader this team needs?
Good for team morale, having a dermatologist in the team will help keep the whole side glowing all week...