Oct 20th, 2016
Top 6 Golfers Who Could Be Informants
The shiftiest dudes on the fairways... not to be trusted
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TOP 6 GOLFERS WHO ARE ALMOST CERTAINLY WORKING TO BRING ABOUT THE DESTRUCTION OF MODERN SOCIETY WITH THEIR PENCHANT FOR 'INFORMANT MONGERING'...
6) Blabber Watson
Blabber Watson. Uses hick charm to get your confidence... but who knows what's really going on under that visor....
5) Nark O’Meara
Don't listen to him, love, he's writing all this down...
4) Rat Kuchar
Yesss, got two players suspended for minor drug issues, plus get DeChambeau indicted under the 'questionable hat' ruling
3) Bernd Wieselblower
Wieseberger - who knows what he's up to under that golf snood??
2) Jeev Milka Singhs (like a canary)
Singh... shifty is as shifty does....
1) Bleater Alliss
Name, rank and serial number. That's all you're getting from me.... and a few choice government secrets if you play your cards right...
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