Mar 31st, 2016
Legendary comedian and golf nut Ronnie Corbett dies aged 85
R.I.P. to a true GolfPunk
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Legendary comedian and golf nut Ronnie Corbett has sadly passed away today aged, 85.
One of Ronnie's greatest jokes:
A man has been stranded on a deserted island for years when, one day, a beautiful woman in a wetsuit arrives on a jet ski. She introduces herself then asks:
"When is the last time you smoked?"
"About 5 years ago" he replies.
She pulls out a cigar, hands it over and he smokes it.
"When is the last time you drank?" She asks.
"About the same" he replies.
So she pulls out a bottle of whiskey and he downs it.
Then she starts to unzip her wetsuit and asks:
"When was the last time you got to play around?"
The man looks at her in amazement and says:
"Dear Lord, don't tell me you've got a set of golf clubs in there as well!"
Here's a piece of great action Ronnie gave us at the Bob Hope Classic back in the day.
This is brilliant!! Must watch this.
The legendary Four Candles sketch
The wrong phone call sketch
RIP Sir Ronnie Corbett #GolfPunk