UK's tallest man almost takes out GolfPunk

There we were, quietly going about our business at the British Masters at Close House, when the UK's tallest man, Harlem Globe Trotter Paul Sturgess, walks onto the tee... 

Oi, oiiiiiiiiiiiii!! Lee Westwood welcomes us to the biggest golf party on the European Tour at Close House

Paul Sturgess lets rip at Close House

Other nice stuff we saw at the British Masters Pro Am

Charley Hull realises she's left her car lights on as, Edoardo Molinari and Your Golf Travel's Ben Davis enjoy a pleasant moment... 

Sergio's quest for better putting stats knows no bounds as he shamelessly gets a line on his young opponent's putt while pretending to be giving him a lesson...

Nick Dougherty and Rory Mcilroy sharing what is known in the business as some 'serious golf banter'...

Matt Fitzpatrick responds to the shock news that the UK's tallest man Paul Sturgess, who consumes over 7,000 calories per day, has eaten playing partner Tyrrell Hatton...

Ian Poulter being out-golf-fashioned by the golf snood brothers...

"Leeds are crap..." "No, Forest are crap..." etc etc

Jimmy Anderson starts to realise that the bloke who said he is Ian Poulter might not actually be him...

"Westy, you didn't tell me we were expecting guests... and such a pretty one too... tell me gorgeous, what's your name?..." 

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