Dec 1st, 2015
The Craziest Crazy Golf Course Ever?
New course in Florida based on the Old Testament
Words: Daniel Owen
Crazy golf just got a whole lot crazier. Underground drinking dens with their own courses in London. The Junkyard golf club in Manchester. Well we’ve got one from the home of putt-putt to top them all. Florida is soon to be the home to the worlds first Old testament themed crazy golf course.
You read that right. The Trin-I-Tee at the Holy Land Experience theme park in Florida will be a nine hole course of biblical proportions.
Starting in Noah’s Ark, where yes, the animals will be lined up two by two as you line up your first putt.
Then you get to whack a ball at Goliath’s head like David back in the day managed with his slingshot.
Mid-round the big highlight is an animatronic extravaganza that will feature a putt into the belly of the whale before an appearance from Jonah inside the belly of the beast. All nicely wrapped up with the ninth hole which abandons the old testament theme and is based on the crucifixion of Christ. Obviously.
As crazy golf themes go, we can’t think of much stranger. Golf and the good lord don’t exactly go hand in hand, not with all those rounds played on a Sunday morning.
Where can Crazy Golf go next? Through the fires of Mordor? A biological course set in the small intestines? Or more likely a long time ago in a galaxy a far, far away. None of which will seem quite as unusual after the the opening of the Trin-I-Tee.