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Jun 2nd, 2019

Derek the Donkey Returns

With joke of the week

Derek The Donkey, GolfPunk's grumpy horse-envier is back with 'Joke of the Week'. He likes nothing better than a proper good laugh as long as it's at someone else's expense...

This week's choice by Derek is an oldy but a goody.

Joke of the Week

A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the wife asked, "Honey, if I died would you get married again?"

The husband said, "No sweetie."

The woman said, "I'm sure you would."

So the man said, "Okay, I would"

Then the woman asked, "Would you let her sleep in our bed?"

And the man replied, "Ya, I guess so."

Then the wife asked, "Would you let her use my golf clubs?"

And the husband replied, "No, she's left handed."

Derek’s verdict: Always makes me bray, being left hooved as I am!


TAGS: Golf Jokes, Derek The Donkey, Golf Bedlam, Left, 2019