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Aug 1st, 2018
Cops find $40,000 worth of marijuana in golf bag
Now that's what you call a baggie...
Words: Tim Southwell
So you're a U.S. Border Patrol agent wandering along the Rio Grande on the Texas border minding your own business when you find an abandoned golf bag just lying there. Sweet, you think, I need a new golf bag. So you pick it up to investigate the bag's quality when you're overcome by the pungent whiff of $40,000 worth of high-quality marijuana.
50 pounds of giggling-baccie were found, along with a couple of ropey old Hippo irons and a driver. Presumably, the owner was playing a round under the influence when he got the munchies and high-tailed it to the nearest petrol station to furnish himself with a party-sized bag of Haribos.
Unfortunately, the herculean amount of THC coursing round his brain caused him to completely forget about his stash and have him wondering whether he was actually saying things or just thinking them, leaving him horizontal on a park bench with a load of Haribo saliva coursing down his chin.