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Oct 12th, 2015

A Quick Livener

Start Your Week By Catching Up On The Weekend's Gravy & Arse

Monday Morning Quick Livener: What Helped Our Gravy and Bunched Our Arse This Weekend...



Helping The Gravy this weekend were...



Bunch Of Arsing This weekend were...

  • South Korean military service for making Sang-moon Bae’s last meaningful contribution to golf for the next 24 months being his duffed chip on the 18th gifting Bill Haas and USA victory. Bunch Of Got-To-Keep-An-Eye-On-That-Lot-Over-The-Border Arse!

  • Cats for staring at you for no reason: Bunch Of Who-The-Blazes-Do-You-Think-You-Are-You-Trumped-Up-Feline-Git? Arse!

  • Nick Faldo for saying Tiger will never win another major: Bunch Of What’s-The-Point-Of-Saying-That-14-6-Back-Of-The-Net Arse!

  • Phil Mickelson for thinking that no one would notice him changing his ball mid-round. Bunch Of Get-With-The-Programme-Lefty Arse!

  • The berk TV golf commentator for making a big deal out of Jordan Spieth suggesting that his defeat in the foursomes was “an early Christmas present” for the International team. Bunch Of Littlest-Bloody-Thing-With-Some-People Arse!

  • People who say "Rookie Error": Bunch Of Arse!


TAGS: South Korean Golf Fans, Jessica Korda Wins, Phil Mickelson's Lucky Belly, Eds Letter, 2015, Jordan Spieth, Nick Faldo, Major, Presidents Cup, USA, Matt Fitzpatrick, British Masters, Branden Grace, Lob Shot