Oct 12th, 2015

A Quick Livener

Start Your Week By Catching Up On The Weekend's Gravy & Arse

Monday Morning Quick Livener: What Helped Our Gravy and Bunched Our Arse This Weekend...

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Helping The Gravy this weekend were...

 

 

Bunch Of Arsing This weekend were...

  • South Korean military service for making Sang-moon Bae’s last meaningful contribution to golf for the next 24 months being his duffed chip on the 18th gifting Bill Haas and USA victory. Bunch Of Got-To-Keep-An-Eye-On-That-Lot-Over-The-Border Arse!A Quick Livener

  • Cats for staring at you for no reason: Bunch Of Who-The-Blazes-Do-You-Think-You-Are-You-Trumped-Up-Feline-Git? Arse!A Quick Livener

  • Nick Faldo for saying Tiger will never win another major: Bunch Of What’s-The-Point-Of-Saying-That-14-6-Back-Of-The-Net Arse!A Quick Livener

  • Phil Mickelson for thinking that no one would notice him changing his ball mid-round. Bunch Of Get-With-The-Programme-Lefty Arse!

  • The berk TV golf commentator for making a big deal out of Jordan Spieth suggesting that his defeat in the foursomes was “an early Christmas present” for the International team. Bunch Of Littlest-Bloody-Thing-With-Some-People Arse!A Quick Livener

  • People who say "Rookie Error": Bunch Of Arse!

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TAGS:Jordan Spieth press conference furore, Nick Faldo says Tiger will never win another major, USA wins Presidents Cup 2015, South Korean Golf fans, Jessica Korda wins, Phil Mickelson's lucky belly, Matt Fitzpatrick wins British Masters 2015, Branden Grace lob shot