Aug 5th, 2017

Win a round of golf with Donald Trump

The Mooch's cunning plan to humanise El Presidente

Win a round of golf with Donald TrumpAnthony ‘The Mooch’ Scaramucci had a cunning plan for an online lottery to play golf with The Trump, just before he got his marching orders.

The thinking behind his cunning plan was to “humanise” the POTUS, and it was revealed in a leaded memo written the day before his sacking.

Win a round of golf with Donald TrumpThe memo proposed that there were five priorities for staff: "Improve the culture"; "POTUS (President of the United States) is the number one customer"; "Make the news"; "Fill the content void"; and "Jobs, jobs, jobs".

Mr Scaramucci also said that the communications team needed to "humanise" the President and "burnish" his image.

He wrote: "POTUS is the best golfer to serve as President. Perhaps, we embrace it with a national online lottery to play a round of golf with him… or a charity auction."

We’ve seen our fair share of publicity stunts, and this one is right up there, and we feel that there would only ever be one winner out there on the course....

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