Sep 28th, 2017

UK's tallest man almost takes out GolfPunk

GP gets British Masters fright

There we were, quietly going about our business at the British Masters at Close House, when the UK's tallest man, Harlem Globe Trotter Paul Sturgess, walks onto the tee... 

UK's tallest man almost takes out GolfPunkOi, oiiiiiiiiiiiii!! Lee Westwood welcomes us to the biggest golf party on the European Tour at Close House

 

Paul Sturgess lets rip at Close House

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iitXyBustd8&feature=youtu.be

 

Other nice stuff we saw at the British Masters Pro Am

UK's tallest man almost takes out GolfPunkCharley Hull realises she's left her car lights on as, Edoardo Molinari and Your Golf Travel's Ben Davis enjoy a pleasant moment... 

 

UK's tallest man almost takes out GolfPunkSergio's quest for better putting stats knows no bounds as he shamelessly gets a line on his young opponent's putt while pretending to be giving him a lesson...

 

UK's tallest man almost takes out GolfPunkNick Dougherty and Rory Mcilroy sharing what is known in the business as some 'serious golf banter'...

 

UK's tallest man almost takes out GolfPunkMatt Fitzpatrick responds to the shock news that the UK's tallest man Paul Sturgess, who consumes over 7,000 calories per day, has eaten playing partner Tyrrell Hatton...

 

UK's tallest man almost takes out GolfPunkIan Poulter being out-golf-fashioned by the golf snood brothers...

 

UK's tallest man almost takes out GolfPunk"Leeds are crap..." "No, Forest are crap..." etc etc

 

UK's tallest man almost takes out GolfPunkJimmy Anderson starts to realise that the bloke who said he is Ian Poulter might not actually be him...

 

UK's tallest man almost takes out GolfPunk"Westy, you didn't tell me we were expecting guests... and such a pretty one too... tell me gorgeous, what's your name?..." 

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UK's tallest man almost takes out GolfPunk

TAGS:Players, British Masters, Rory McIlroy, Lee Westwood