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Dec 5th, 2016
Help The Gravy & Bunch Of Arse 4
This week's movers, shakers and oxygen takers
Words: GolfPunk Photography: Getty Images
Help The Gravy!
GolfPunk Facebook followers for solving our Swingin Siren Mystery
Helping The Her-name-is-Minu-Lily-He-and-we're-supposed-to-be-the-journalists-here-but-it's-just-as-well-we-have-back-up Gravy!
Bunch Of Arse!
Frost on your windscreen
Bunch Of Blimey-I've-just-got-up-and-I'm-confronted-by-Ice-Station-Bloody-Zebra-before-I've-even-gone-anywhere Arse!
Help The Gravy!
Helping The Woah-Nelly-we've-missed-this-for-the-last-couple-of-years-just-great-to-see-the-Tiger-back-on-the-fairways Gravy!
Bunch Of Arse!
Bunch Of Just-when-we-thought-Tiger-was-BACK-with-his-Friday-65-and-about-to-start-winning-again-he-throws-in-a-few-doubles-and-now-we're-none-the-wiser Arse!
Help The Gravy!
The Cherries
Helping The We're-on-the-train-home-from-seeing-Man-City-v-Chelsea-and-we-bump-into-a-couple-from-Boston-who-are-pals-with-GolfPunk-pal-and-PGA-Tour-player-James-Driscoll Gravy!
Bunch Of Arse!
02 for charging the Edfitor £29 to receive a call from Germany!
Bunch Of Plainly-ridiculous-money-grabbing-cheating-corporate-rip-off Arse!
Help The Gravy!
Harold Varner III for winning the Australian PGA
Helping The He-shoots-65-in-the-last-round-to-win-and-then-fills-the-trophy-with-champagne-and-passes-it-round-to-everyone Gravy!
Bunch Of Arse!
Memory cards
Bunch Of We-forgot-to-wipe-the-card-before-lending-the-camera-to-someone-and-then-had-to-drive-20-miles-to-show-them-how-to-do-it-because-it's-complicated Arse!
Help The Gravy!
Brandon Stone for winning the Alfred Dunhill Championship in South Africa
Helping The 7-shot-victory-for-the-23-year-old-at-Leopard-Creek-in-South-Africa-and-his-second-European-Tour-victory Gravy!
Bunch Of Arse!
Computer Viruses
Bunch Of What?!-people-really-have-the-time-and-energy-to-interfere-with-your-bloody-computer?-you're-just-an-oxygen-thieving-half-witted-knobber-and-now-I-have-to-use-Firefox-because-I'm-too-stupid-to-figure-out-how-to-fix-it-on-Chrome Arse!
Help The Gravy!
Dogs – they're just great, aren't they?
Helping The Always-got-a-tail-wag-and-a-look-of-optimism-on-their-daft-faces Gravy!
Bunch Of Arse!
Soggy driving ranges
Bunch Of Can't-find-any-of-my-range-balls-because-they've-all-plugged-well,-that-was-a-waste-of-several-Top-Flights Arse!
Help The Gravy!
Smiley Kaufman's birthday cake capering
Helping The Always-nice-to-see-the-flip-side-of-tour-players'-lives-it-turns-out-that-they're-actually-just-a-bunch-of-berks-like-us Gravy!
Help The Gravy!
Ronaldhino & Riquelme for offering to come out of retirement to play for Chapecoense
