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Nov 2nd, 2015

A Quick Livener #AQL3

Helping GolfPunk's Gravy & Bunching Arse the weekend...

Helping GolfPunk's Gravy & Bunching Arse the weekend were...

Steve Williams for giving us something feisty to write about this weekend: 

"No, honestly, keep your money Tiger, I'm in it for the love..."

Full story about how Tiger treated Stevie like a slave here:

Pacifico Beer:

 

Helping The Most-Delish-Beer-Ever-It's-From-Mexico-You-Know-But-You-Can't-Get-It-Many-Places Gravy!

Victor Dubuisson for making us all cry when he won the Turkish Airlines Open:

"And then... sniff... they ... sniff sniff... poured champagne over.. sniff... me..."

Helping The We-Said-We-Wouldn't-Cry Gravy!

Full story about how Vic won the Turkish and burst out crying here

This guy for being GolfPunk's new dog in a couple of days:

"Evening, GolfPunks"

Helping The His-Name's-Ronnie-And-He-Won't-Be-Living-In-A-Cage-Much-Longer Gravy!

Justin Thomas for holding his nerve to beat clubhouse leader Adam Scott and win his first PGA Tour event at the CIMB (what is a CIMB by the way? – Ed) Classic in errrm,... Malaysia:

"Look what I made in metalwork, ma!"

Helping The Blimey-He-Shot-A-61-On-The-First-Day Gravy!

Full story about how JT won the CIMB here

Sei Young Kim for being all coy after winning the Blue Ray LPGA title at Hainan Island:

"Is that a rabbit on your forehead? They look like hairs from a distance!"

Helping The Third-Victory-In-Rookie-Season-On-The-LPGA-Tour-For-The-Cheeky-Monkey-22-Year-Old Gravy! 

James & Jack at Haywards Heath Golf Club for doing a series of video tips on what to practice to get your game in shape for 2016.

Helping The Giving-Us-The-Ammunition-To-Get-Into-TheGroove-And-Hit-The-Fairways-Running-Can't-Wait-For-Spring-Videos-Coming-Soon Gravy!

 

 

Bunching Arse this weekend were...

Cloggy bloody fairways:

Bunch Of I-Just-Got-A-Squirt-Of-Mud-Water-In-Me-Sock-And-Now-I-Feel-All-Cold-And-Guey Arse!

These guys for making my phone ring:

Bunch Of Every-Bloody-Time-You-Call-Me-I'm-In-The-Middle-Of-Something-Plus-I-Never-Wanted-To-Speak-To-You-In-The-First-Place-Just-Leave-Me-Alone-And-You-Can-Take-That-Smile-Off-Your-Face-While-You're-At-It-You-Phone-Pesting-Parasite Arse!

Greedy child urchins who grab too many sweets when the come round and knock on your door at Halloween.

 Bunch Of Ungrateful-Grab-Grabbing-Reprobates-Some-Of-Them-Didn't-Even-Bother-Dresssing-Up Arse!

 
 
 
 

TAGS: A Quick Livener, Pugs, Golf Bedlam, 2015, Steve Williams, Tiger Woods, Victor Dubuisson